Listening to: Tambores te Llaman - Osunlade
Location: Anywhere but here.
Word of the day: Succubus (/sukyoobə
01. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back Good News Week!! Next year is so far away! It's heartbreaking, I know. But here are some of GNW 2008's best quotes to tide you over until the next season:
- If you use a tazer on a cop, you get crackling.
- And to me, mutant sperm sounds like it's going to crawl out of the condom when you've gone to sleep, eat your dog and go on a killing spree.
- A hotel with no stars. Isn't that where Channel Nine is having their Christmas party?
02. The Nigella website is back!!!!! Hooray! I love love love everything about it – more recipes from Ms Lawson, the cookie cutter navigation bar and the cheerful pastel theme. Oh, how I missed you. Quite terribly, if I may say.
03. John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him.
04. I like sports cars but it doesn't mean I want to push a Ferrari through my vagina. Shotgun.
05. If I push any further, I'm going to give birth to my colon.
06. Have recently finished the 3rd season of How I Met Your Mother, the 1st season of The Big Bang Theory, and am finally up to date with the 2nd season of Gossip Girl. Am aware of how belated I am, but nonetheless – HOW FREAKING FUNNY IS BARNEY AND SHELDON??!!! You know when you laugh so hard you fear that a little wee will omit? Well, I didn’t exactly come through with it, but yes. Very, very close.
07. What am I doing? Oh, nothing.
08. Paul: Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.
Eugene: Is that a bedroom joke?
09. I feel safer with a chicken drumstick.
10. Oh, please say you will want me!
11. Some photos from last Friday night's outing (thanks, Eugene!). SFS - Sydney FC vs. Queensland Roar and St James :
